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the best part of waking up, fair-trade, organic and locally roasted coffee beans…sorry folgers, your coffee is gross on so many different levels, but thanks for the great jingle!
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Dhole (dohl)1: a wild Asian dog that hunts in packs; endangered species.
2: Noun- A slang term for a shlong or a cock. (Penis)
And they wont let you use Bitch or shit……get with the times WWF!!!!! -
I love Lake Michigan
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full moon over what looks to be the most promising church in Michigan
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open your mint hole
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she’s smaller than my other dogs water bowl….almost 2 pounds of extreme ferociousness…..
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I love afternoon summer storms.
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i had a gentleman renting a room in my house. stuart. he loathed the holidays, much like i. this message was sent Christmas morning to invite stuart skiing. it worked. however, we never went to the motel 6 or indulged in hot tub rental, which has always seemed disgusting for multitude of reasons.
it’s better than talking on the phone. no interruptions. no need for an excuse to get off the phone. no need to guess the tone in someone’s voice via text. shit, it’s just better than sending a text message in hopes the receiver gathers the tone, content, and reference, if any, in a text message. why say happy birthday, when you can sing it, change the lyrics, make it your own and send. so record away.
enjoy.
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BE CAREFUL HOW YOU TWITTER YOUR D AND BOOK YOUR FACE - YOU PUBLIC FIGURE YOU.... →
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i had an accident with my vehicle. had a rental for three weeks. it was like going through a time machine. i am used to powerless windows. a 2004 jeep wrangler. which i admit is awesome because of it’s ability to be a convertible in the summer. but the rental had all the bells and whistles, and if the insurance company was going to cover the rental, I managed to keep the car during memorial day weekend. this was the voice message i sent my boyfriend at the time. hopefully he laughed. and was thankful i don’t actually sound like that.
